30 7 / 2014

youvebeen-loki-d:

youvebeen-loki-d:

valentines day is coming up soon so you better come clean about your love for me

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dont all confess your love at once 

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30 7 / 2014

2bainzz:

shotarokaneda:

fully-baked:

This nigga just copped a super Mario star he invincible af nah but forreal tho somebody explain this






























































fancy paint coating that scatters the light that shines on the car

nerd

2bainzz:

shotarokaneda:

fully-baked:

This nigga just copped a super Mario star he invincible af
 nah but forreal tho somebody explain this

fancy paint coating that scatters the light that shines on the car

nerd

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30 7 / 2014

barwellz:

honeybucky:

moriarty:

SPIDERMAN WOULD. SPIDERMAN WOULD

itS BACK

ALWAYS REBLOG.

barwellz:

honeybucky:

moriarty:

SPIDERMAN WOULD. SPIDERMAN WOULD

itS BACK

ALWAYS REBLOG.

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30 7 / 2014

dwarfsmut:

thranduilings:

frxdo:

idc if it’s true or not this headline is all that matters to me. x

XD

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30 7 / 2014

wrote-miss-ibis:

cellarspider:

lyricalred:

whiskyrunner:

Just a reminder:the natural diet of these birds is BONES. Not just bone marrow; actual bone shards. They pick up huge freaking bones from carcasses and drop them onto rocks until they get spiky pieces and then they swallow them. Their stomach acid dissolves bone.

look me in the eye and tell me that’s not a fucking dragon

And they aren’t naturally red like that. That’s self-applied makeup. They find the reddest earth they can to work into their feathers as a status symbol.

And they don’t scavenge other parts of carcases, just the bones. 85-90% of their diet is exclusively bone. Hence why it’s only a myth that these birds would just pick up whole lambs and carry them off. It’s not true, but in German they’re still called Lämmergeier as a result.

So metal

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29 7 / 2014

When you tell your friend you don't like something they really love

  • 1: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T LIKE IT WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU YOU'RE GONNA LIKE IT I'M GONNA MAKE YOU
  • 2: Okay but why. No seriously we're going to analyze this
  • 3: Aww, I was hoping we could enjoy it together...well, I guess you've got the right to your own tastes!
  • 4: Good. More for me.

28 7 / 2014

supremebeyonce:

twerkynacho:

twerkynacho:

dreamwurks:

the-babe:

cumdoodle:

Nash Grier compilation of comebacks

"he probably shaves her arms while she sleeps"

mandatory update:

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these are the best

but wait there’s more

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don’t stop this is great 

He’s such an imbecile.

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28 7 / 2014

phantamxrose:

kvotheunkvothe:

consulting-catlady:

universalpotatochip:

universalpotatochip:

My stomach growled super loud in French omg

I would like to clarify my stomach did not speak French. It growled in French class I apologize

bonjour

le growl

hon hon hon feed me a baguette

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27 7 / 2014

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27 7 / 2014

onlypaintonthewall:

Fuck up your sleeping schedule with me so i know it’s real. 

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