Best 8 Seconds of my life.
this again dkjfsd
I reblog this every time it appears from the depths of tumblr.
WHAT THE CHRIST JUST HAPPENED?!
Because it is so silly.
IT’S BACK
artsyeinstine-clawdia-andfriends:
Steve and Jeri wanted to build their grandkids a treehouse. We want Steve and Jeri to be our grandparents.
HOLY FUCK THIS IS AN AWSOME TREEHOUSE!!!
A tip from your favorite nurse
(that’d be me)
Always have eggs in your fridge
You just never know when someone will split their head open
Or cut their finger while cooking
And so on
See that membrane there?
While the blood is gushing - hold pressure and crack open an egg
Peel that there membrane off and put it on the wound (continue holding pressure)
The membrane will harden and keep the wound closed until you can get to the ER for stitches
If you even need them that is
Nature: 1, Band aids: 0
You’re welcome.
I did some research on this (because I do that now, fucking science get out) and it seems that this was done in the early 1900s somewhat frequently. It was used as a way to treat just about any kind of skin wound, from burn to cut to in at least one case an ulcer. It actually helps the wound heal not by preventing blood loss but by replacing part of the skin tissue and helping it grow.
It also helps in healing scars and reducing their visibility.
Whoah science.
Neato.
Supercool.
signal boost!
Yo I better not find out this isn’t true on Snopes.
Oh shit I just checked Snopes and it isn’t there so I guess it’s true!
(Filing away for next time I split my head open)
To it, humans are aliens. It would still say “aliens”. Nice try, memes!
Um, no. The species is called aliens. It’s saying the type of creature we are… Fool.
The species is called Xenomorphs. The meme isn’t “saying the type of creature”. It doesn’t say Martians, or Na’vi. It’s just saying, generally, aliens. Which we are, from the point of view of anything from another planet. To aliens, we are aliens. Thanks for helping.
